Nothing good happens in my life. Such a shit. Maybe you, Little J, can help me? No? 

Wanna be the second gossip girl in this world. Gonna mess the world up! Wtf

Maybe you know that girl. Her name is Julia Furman. She's 18. You can find her in Facebook. Love this social network. So. I found her and tried to talk. I was lucky. Because she is not just beautiful and smart, she is very kind and understanding. I supposed that we could be really good friends. But. It turned out that she's a lesbian. And she fell in love with me. 

Now I'm not contacting with her anymore. Cos it's a bullshit! Fuck, Julia Furman! I was just trying to be your right hand and a very good helper, friend! Not a lover! I have a boyfriend!

But I still love Facebook, yeap